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[12 Jul 2005|12:21am]
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----dan patrick
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[18 Sep 2004|12:32pm]
What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
OnJune 9, 2017
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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[01 Sep 2004|08:23pm]
... it was so cold that it scorched my veins.
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[18 Aug 2004|07:17pm]
im gonna be an alcoholic.
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This Wake I Myself Have Stirred [18 Aug 2004|02:45pm]
a couple of days ago i was over at my friends house.

things were going good 'til i decided to check my email, and all my friends were watching, so i decided to post a comment on someone's livejournal.

it was regarding an amateur story that they wrote.

in the past i have ridiculed it, but now i chose to ridicule those who appreciated it.
this spawned a war of words which has ended peacefully and is no longer an issue.

...but the author took this as a peace shattering action, and in retaliation he has sent his warrior (his girlfriend, of all people,) to fight a battle that, more or less, does not exist.


why is everyone so retarded?
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[07 Jul 2004|04:37pm]

when friends fail,
and mother is gone;
when god is silent,
and mates fall out of love...

i still wake to confrontation,
alone, and unflinching.

i am not simply strong,
i may very well be the strongest man
that ever lived.

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[03 Jul 2004|03:08am]

The shame of only two appalling options:
a taker of life, or a dead man.

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[03 Jul 2004|02:45am]
[ mood | Intrigued ]

I've been out of the loop for a few months (account balance: $0), and i thought i might try and catch-up by posting this survey.

1.WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND RELATION TO ME?
2.WHERE IS YOUR CURRENT LOCATION?
3.HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ME?
4.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME(honestly)?
5.IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT ME, WHAT WOULD IT BE?




(i did not write and/or construct this survey, refer all questions/comments to bill cates...daveyhavokisgay.)


thank you.

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[11 May 2004|04:16pm]
My heart bleeds the darkest blood.
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[08 May 2004|12:53pm]

My heart is cold.

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[10 Mar 2004|11:33am]
Hunger

Comfort

Hygiene

Energy

Fun

Social

Bladder

Room

Halo Skilz

Reach for the lasers with Antic's Sims-ulator!
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I WANT YOU( to tell me what you think) [18 Feb 2004|05:43pm]
haha, so stolen...

Hello all readers of my journal...

I am going to jump on the proverbial bandwagon here and ask you to do something a lot of www.livejournal.com users do. I ask that you please leave an ANONYMOUS comment telling me how you feel about me... reveal a crush,hatred,fascination...ANYTHING!!!

But I DO PLEASE ASK that you do post ANONYMOUSLY because that way you will post your true thoughts about me...DONT HOLD BACK!BE HONEST!
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[26 Oct 2003|09:01am]
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Recent events have persuaded me to make my Live Journal FRIENDS ONLY.
I am sorry that I do not have a fancy smancy picture displaying a sad face and the text "Friends Only guys."
I am just not that patient and creative.
comment, and I will add you.
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can anyone tell me how to get to elm street? [20 Sep 2003|04:21pm]
[ mood | Free ]

i have finally reached a standpoint
so alone never felt so good.

i dont need anything anymore. my knife begs to taste the blood of thousands. i AM a loner.
i dont need a wife.
i dont need friends.
i dont need to fit in.
i yearn to be the odd man out. this table for one has become bearable. i have found happiness in loneliness. i really dont need friends hanging around me all the time and bothering me. telling me their views on the other primates. how they are posers or they are so preppy. FUCK THAT.
all i need is a few friends to keep me sane. i dont care what other people think anymore. i will grow up to kill, and that is comforting.
i have found my nich...my hobby. i will kill.
my heart no longer beats to be on top. i like rock bottom. it is stable. there are only a few that will lower themselves just to be with me. those people i call friends...

i never knew there could be so much freedom in not caring what the other primates think.... i use the word primates for obvious reasons. i feel that trying to fit in and trying to be "COOL" is just like trying to fit in the tribe. i am an outsider for a reason. i love to be alone. thats why i dwell on it. i could never get married or be popular...because i would have to put on a show so my spouse or followers would think im stable or sane...and that is just something im not.

i am free and nothing else.
my heart is black.

Hobo Smasher
happily unhinged

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My Darkest Hour... [13 Sep 2003|05:04pm]
[ mood | hopeless ]

Hello Everyone.
Today is just like everyday.
my life to everyone else is quite insignificant.
but for some...they might believe that i live a normal life for a person my age...No Way.

I seriously have nothing going for me.

I never see my friends. I'll never find love. I'm very hideous. I have no talents. I try to make people laugh, but i just end up making myself look like a fool...not in a good way either.... in the kinda way that you are feel sorry for someone so you hang out with them... but its not touching... its just pathetic. i am pathetic.
too bad i'm gonna waste a perfect mind. too bad im a complete waste of air. i should just give up all together. my life is pointless now. i would die to live a love-filled life. too bad im just living to die.

I wished someone lived to see my face.
I guess it is just tough to know in my mind that no one will need me as much as I need them. I see so much beauty in this world, but i feel so much pain.

My life IS pointless.
I have probably live one of the hardest lives ever... and im not even sixteen. I wasnt allowed to have a childhood. I dont even know why i am posting this. its not like i will be remembered after my death. nobody even pays attention to me. they see me and it makes them feel better about themselves. I want to destroy in the worst way. i guess you could say i see beauty in causing destruction. I wish someone would help me out. a pat on the a back goes a long way.
its just too damn bad that there will never be anyone else like me so no one could understand to the full extent what makes me tick. i dont even know. i guess i am powered on insanity and love.
Love??
yes. i do love. but my love is broken. my heart is bleeding.
i guess this build my character. it gives me strength. i guess it goes back to that saying.... try walking even a foot in my shoes, you would die trying...

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[31 Aug 2003|01:29pm]
[ mood | discontent ]

i hear the waves crash far below,
the rocks are leaping for the sky,
they're starving for the air,
for a bone to break , a dream to smash apart,
but i don't care.
it looks deep enough from here, I'm diving
this cliff has been well worn by ignorance.
it looks deep enough from here, I'm diving
they float face down they all look so content.
i don't know why I'm even here.
guess I'm afraid to be alone.
and down below i see my crew they look okay
that cant be blood,
the water here is far too blue
and gravity seems far away
but i can hear her call my name
its so comforting to know ill never have to think again.
it looks deep enough from here, I'm diving
this cliff has been well worn by ignorance.
it looks deep enough from here, I'm diving
we float face down, and don't we look content?

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why cant i get a damn break [28 Aug 2003|07:44pm]
[ mood | barstokes! ]

zzzzzzz

WHAT?

oh...sorry... i am soo overwhelmed!

i have been up since 01:30 am this morning. it really is a long story and i guess i will tell it for the fabric of reality is breaking up. i have proof it is. i am so sleep deprived that i am hearing childrens laughter and i noticed something really creepy.
i have too dogs. one is female--name baby--had it for three years
and one is male--name otis--had for two years. they are brother and sister and their names are baby and otis. damn! that sounds familiar. oh, now i have it. has anyone seen house of 1000 corpses?
there was a murderous brother and sister named baby and otis.
i am telling you people... i named those dogs WAY before that movie came out.

conspiracy?
i think yes.

alright. now to the reason i am overwhelmed.
i have a shitload of homework and its not like it will just do itself so i have been working on it vigerously. but every ten minutes my stupid mother makes me do something pointless like get her a coke or turn a light out that she is standing right becide and she is basicly touching it but she has to act like it is a power stuggle if she has to do something for her lazy-ass self.
i have to do everything for that bitch. she is driving me insane and with my average of 5 hours of sleep a night, the fabic of reality is disolving before my very eyes. also... i have developed a nervous twitch and if i ever have to get her a pillow or take out the dogs twice in a row just because she didnt see it the first time... i will leave... i will call children's sevices and get an actual caring family that treats family like a team where everyone does their part and people can get some sleep.

the overworked underrested hobosmasher
please free me from my cage.

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[25 Aug 2003|08:38pm]
If looks could kill...then Death would be my name.
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[22 Jul 2003|10:31am]
[ mood | creative ]

i like my coffee

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i kill fo fun mang [09 Jul 2003|10:20am]
[ mood | crazy ]

man, ray liotta has to be one of the greatest actors ever.

every single movie that he has been in, he has played a psyco that ends up killing a lot of people. ray liotta is a badass if there ever was one.

i used to think bruce willis was one of these badasses.

but bruce willis is a major pussy.
i will explain later, but for now i am going to email maddox to write a piece on how much bruce willis is a pussy.

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